Wednesday, April 18, 2018

The Best You’ve Never Had- Florida’s most unexpected treasures

The Chalet Suzanne as it looked in its 1960's heyday.

The best Martini I ever had was in Lake Wales, Florida, in a bar room decorated like a Swiss-German Alpine lodge. The Chalet Suzanne resort was in the middle of nowhere, and that was the point. It was built on the edge of a lake in the 1930’s, and soon became a place for the famous and the wealthy to disappear- specifically because of its remote location, its private air-strip, and its famous (but very odd) cuisine. I was lucky enough to eat there once shortly before it closed permanently in 2015- and even then the food was like a weird time-capsule of mid-20th-century fine dining- with dishes like candied duck breast and walnut salad, baked grapefruit topped with brown sugar and chicken livers, and home-grown romaine lettuce soup (which was so popular in the 1960’s that it was canned and sold regionally- several cans of Chalet Suzanne Soup even went to the Moon with the Apollo missions). The décor was, similarly, a beautifully outdated version of luxury, and the waiter told the seemingly rehearsed story of how Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton used to get flown directly to the Chalet Suzanne to escape the paparazzi during the height of their tabloid-fodder era—and then there was that Martini—it was a wonderful experience.

For the Chalet Suzanne, remoteness was a feature, not a defect, and though it’s now closed and sold off, Florida still has many more amazing, lesser-known and out-of-the-way places to be discovered.

Polk County’s unexpected architectural masterpieces:

Frank Lloyd Wright's Annie Pfeiffer Chapel at Florida Southern College.

When you live in Tampa, Polk County has a specific significance, it’s the place where our cozy progressive-ish city bubble fully bursts— the land that still loves Rick Scott and Donald Trump- a big confederate-flag belt-buckle in the middle of the I-4 corridor. For people in Tampa, it’s both the butt of some jokes and a little terrifying. It’s also the home of some of the most beautiful buildings in the world. Florida Southern College in Downtown Lakeland is home to the largest collection of Frank Lloyd Wright creations in the world, with thirteen structures designed by the master architect. In the 1930’s, Wright designed what he called a ‘college of the future’ on what was once 86 acres of orange groves. The buildings are a strange mix of the organic and the angular- and are meant to seem a natural part of the landscape, or as Wright put it they’re “meant to grow out of the ground and into the light, a child of the sun.” 

Nearby, another college campus boasts a more recent architectural masterpiece. The Innovation, Science, and Technology building at Florida Polytechnic University was recently named one of the most beautiful buildings in the world. The ultra-modern structure, designed by Santiago Calatrava, features a unique hydraulic ceiling with two move-able ‘wings’ that adjust to make the most of natural light.

The best beach in the world is usually deserted:

Coquina rock formations at Washington Oaks Gardens State Park.

Every Spring, Florida’s beaches are jammed with college kids making bad choices- Panama City, Daytona, St. Pete Beach, and more become swamped and it seems nearly impossible to find a patch of unpopulated coastline. But the most beautiful beach in Florida (which puts it high in the running for most beautiful worldwide) is almost always deserted. There’s an inherent problem with writing about something like this- on one hand I want people to know about the place, but on the other, I would hate for it to become too well-known and heavily-trafficked. Washington Oaks Gardens State Park is one of the smallest in the state Park system- the main feature is the beautifully cultivated garden around an old estate- but just across A1A is one of the most beautiful, most unique, and least known, beaches in Florida. The Beach at Washington Oaks is like nothing else in the state, it’s covered in large coquina rock formations that have been carved into surreal shapes by centuries of waves and rain. ‘The Rocks’ as the place is known locally is filled with secret caves and tide pools and is an amazing place to explore.

The real Fountain of Youth (sort of):

"The Real Fountain of Youth"

According to legend, Ponce DeLeon first sailed toward Florida after the Arawak people of the Caribbean gave him directions to the location of the legendary Fountain of Youth (DeLeon’s own writings never mention the Fountain, he was searching for a wealthy kingdom that the Arawak called Beimini- probably referring to the Mayan cities of the Yucatan- DeLeon just went the wrong way). Since then, every water hole in Florida, and the Caribbean, have claimed to be the real thing. Of course, all of Florida’s natural springs are beautiful, and somewhat true to the myth, the mineral content will make your skin feel especially soft and smooth. The best candidate for the real thing, however, is the Warm Mineral Springs in southern Sarasota County. The only warm spring in Florida (the rest stay a chill 72-degrees year-round), archeological evidence has shown human habitation at the site going back over ten-thousand years. In the 1950’s, bones and artifacts were found deep in the spring, suggesting that maybe it was a ritual burial site, a sort of gateway to the afterlife. It’s operated as a health spa and swimming hole since the 1960’s. 

The little town with a world-class collection of modernist design:

Some of the collection at the Modernism Museum of Mount Dora

Mount Dora is an odd place, nestled in that tangle of suburbs and toll roads North of Orlando and South of the Ocala National Forest, it’s a cutesy small town on a lake that calls itself the Bass Fishing Capital of the World (it's also where the 1989 schlock horror classic Witch Story was filmed). Mount Dora also has one of the best museums dedicated to modernist furniture design this side of Stockholm. The Modernism Museum of Mount Dora contains examples of some of the wildest designs in furniture and interior designs, with work by Wharton Esherick, Wendell Castle, and George Nakashima- as well as their latest acquisitions- a collection of wildly colorful Memphis-style furniture previously owned by David Bowie.

How to disappear completely:

Horseshoe Beach

I’m not really anticipating having to bug out any time soon, but I think that if I had to, I would know where to go. Once, when coming home from Tallahassee the long way, I ventured off the main roads and found myself in Horseshoe Beach. It’s a coastal town of less than 200 people that calls itself ‘Florida’s Last Frontier’ and boasts its main activities as ‘fishing, hunting, and sunsets.’ My phone didn’t work, GPS was spotty, and I found myself in Jake’s Pub, which was, in fact, a moored houseboat with a sign outside that advertised “Live Music, Ammo, Fre Wi-Fi.” Ever since that accidental visit, I’ve always thought that if I ever wanted to disappear completely, I would just go to Horseshoe beach and stay a while in one of the town’s many inexpensive waterfront rentals- or at the nearby Shired Island, one of the state’s most secluded beachfront campgrounds.

These are only a few on Florida’s many unexpected masterpieces- places where their remoteness or relative obscurity are part of the appeal. The great thing is that there are always more out there- more places to discover and more odd things to know. What are your favorites? Let me know in the comments or shoot me an e-mail.

Monday, April 9, 2018

Come to Florida and Build Something Weird: an incomplete guide to some of the state’s strangest structures

The Ruins of the Ringling Ritz Carlton, abandoned after the Florida Real Estate Crash of 1925.

The first Florida Land Boom of the 1920’s was the nation’s first real-estate bubble: a period of wild speculation, easy credit, and out-of-control building, schemes and scams, and rapidly rising property values (sound familiar?). The bubble burst in 1925, when Forbes Magazine proclaimed that the value of Florida real-estate were based “solely on the expectation of finding a buyer, and not on any actual value!” (again, sound familiar?). Furthermore, Florida’s railways couldn’t keep up with the massive movement of building materials into South Florida, and the state’s three railroad companies called an embargo on all but essential freight, halting many construction projects. Then, in January of 1926, The Prinz Valdemar, a steel-hulled schooner that had been converted into a floating luxury hotel, capsized in Miami Harbor, blocking shipping lanes. The combination of the rail embargo, the negative press, and the Prinz Valdemar disaster burst the bubble, crashing property values and turning half-built developments into abandoned ghost towns.
 It seems that, around this time, it became fashionable for people to go to Florida to build something crazy. This never really fell out of fashion, I feel, and the result has been a collection of some of the most unusual structures you can imagine. These things range from the peaceful gifts to the world, to garish monuments to ego, to mysterious personal passion projects.
Here are a few of the most interesting:

Bok Tower and Gardens


Edward Bok’s story is about as wholesome as you get- Born in the Netherlands, he was brought to the U.S. by his parents when he was six. He worked his way up as a writer and editor to become managing editor of Ladies Home Journal- making it the first magazine ever to have a circulation of over one million. While vacationing in Lake Wales, he hiked up a hill to watch the sunset. He was so taken with the view from what he called ‘Iron Mountain’ (not really a mountain), that he bought it and hired Frederick Law Olmstead Jr. (who landscaped most of Washington DC’s most famous monuments, and the son of the designer of Central Park) to turn the hill into a garden sanctuary. Olmstead laid irrigation pipes and brought in thousands of truck-loads in more fertile soil to create a garden of winding paths and reflecting pools. Then Bok hired architect Milton Medary to build a 200-foot pink marble Gothic Revival/Art Deco tower at the highest point of the hill. The tower is decorated with images from Genesis- Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, and The Serpent on a sundial on the West side. The Tower isn’t just an ornate centerpiece of the garden, it is, in fact, a massive musical instrument, with 23 tuned bells that can be played with a keyboard located in the tower’s base. Bok meant his tower and gardens as a gift to the American people who had welcomed him when he was an immigrant child and allowed him to advance in life. It’s a great place and, yes, it is about the most pleasant wholesome spot in Florida.



Since we live in a land of contrasts, I’m going to go all the way to the other end of the spectrum now. In 2004, David Siegal, founder of the Westgate Resorts Time-Share company, began construction on what was meant to be the largest private home in the United States. Modeled after the Palace at Versailles, the home is in the Lake Butler community of Windermere, Florida- and as of October 2017, construction still wasn’t finished. Construction of the 90,000 square foot McMansion from Hell stalled out when Siegal’s company lost millions following the 2008 real-estate crash, and the unfinished monstrosity was listed for sale for 65-million dollars. Nobody bought it, and when the time-share business recovered, construction continued. The house has 11 kitchens, 32 bathrooms, 14 bedrooms, a bowling alley, a move theatre, and any other kind of preposterous thing you can think of. And it has doors and windows made of the some of the last remaining wood from a nearly-extinct variety of Brazilian mahogany. The house has been described as ‘a monument to bad taste,’ ‘wretched excess,’ and ‘a crime against nature.’ The creative force behind the house, Jackie Siegal, has been the subject of documentaries and reality TV shows, and was recently rumored to be considering running for Governor of Florida.

The Coral Castle


While our first two entries are examples of very wealthy people converting that wealth into physical creations, this one is about one very strange person with a very specific set of skills, working alone for a very long time to create something absurd and amazing. Ed Leedskalnin was born in Latvia in the 1880’s, when he was 26, he was engaged to be married to a woman who was ten years younger than him. She broke off their engagement the day before the wedding, and Ed, heartbroken, left for he U.S. to become a migrant worker in logging camps through the country. In 1918, he moved to Florida after developing Tuberculosis, and began building The Coral Castle as a tribute to his former fiancée, who he called ‘Sweet Sixteen.’

The Coral Castle, in Homestead, is a series of structures and sculptures made of massive slabs of compressed coral stone, built by a single 5-foot-tall, 100-pound, man who suffered from Tuberculosis, and who used no heavy equipment. Leedskalnin worked under cover of darkness to avoid the intense South Florida Heat, and he claimed to know the secrets of the builders of Stonehenge and The Pyramids of Egypt. He said his knowledge of leverage and magnetism allowed him to move six-ton stones with only the simplest tools and build one of the world’s strangest monuments to a broken heart. Ed worked on the castle until his death in 1951. Ed Leedskalnin began giving tours of his Coral Castle in the 1940’s, and by the time of his death, it had become one of Florida’s strangest roadside attractions.

The Gilded Age Palace Hotels of Plant and Flagler



Florida, as we know it, wouldn’t exist without Henry Plant- the railroad magnate built an empire by buying up bankrupt Southern railroad companies after the Civil War, in the 1880’s he expanded his rail system into Florida, and added steam-ship lines and a series of hotels. Plant basically invented Florida tourism by offering single-ticket packages for travelers from the North looking to escape the harsh winters. A tourist from New York could pay one price for a trip on a Plant steamship that would connect them to a Plant railroad that would take them to a Plant hotel. Plant centered his empire in Tampa, then a tiny seaport town on the Gulf Coast.
Simultaneously, Henry Flagler, Plant’s sometimes-competitor, sometimes-collaborator, was building a similar empire of railways and hotels on the Atlantic coast of Florida. It was this rivalry that led to the creation of two of the most bizarre and opulent structures in Florida’s history. Flagler began building the Hotel Ponce De Leon in 1885, a massive lavish structure made of poured concrete and coquina in a Spanish Renaissance style-- with its own DC generators designed and installed by Thomas Edison, interior designs and stained glass by Louis Comfort Tiffany, and murals by George W. Maynard.

Not to be outdone, Henry Plant began building the Tampa Bay Hotel soon after Flagler’s hotel opened. The Tampa Bay Hotel featured a fantastical combination of architectural styles, a sort of American impression of middle-eastern design with steel onion-dome minarets topped with crescent moon ornaments. At a cost of 3-million dollars (75-million in today’s currency), it was the most expensive hotel ever built. Plant filled it with antiques from Europe and Asia, and built a bowling alley, a race-track, a casino, a heated swimming pool, a golf course, and a theater on the hotel grounds. Guests were ferried around the grounds of the hotel (and the frontier city of Tampa) in covered rickshaws and were waited on hand and foot by a team of butlers.
Both hotels catered to the wealthiest people of the age, who would spend months at a time at the lavish resorts. Today, both are part of college campuses, and have been restored to some of their Gilded age opulence.  

Solomon’s Castle


Howard Solomon called himself the DaVinci of Debris, a metal-worker and artist, he used cast-off materials to create numerous sculptures and structures while living on a 40-acres plot of swampland in Ona, Florida. In the 1970’s he began constructing his own fairy-tale castle out of aluminum printing plates that were being thrown out by a local newspaper. Solomon kept adding to the castle, filling it with sculptures and stained glass until his death in 2016 (Note: I never got to go to Solomon’s Castle before his death, but I’ve been told that Howard Solomon’s personal tour was filled with hilarious and ridiculous puns). Today, the shining metal castle in the middle of nowhere operates as a tourist attraction, art gallery, and bed and breakfast. It also features a restaurant that operates out of a replica of a 16th-century Spanish galleon that Solomon built.

The Ancient Spanish Monastery


To me, the most bizarre building in Florida is also the oldest. In fact, it’s the oldest non-indigenous structure in the United States, and was actually built more than three hundred years before Columbus set sail. The Monastery of Our Lady Queen Of The Angels was built in Segovia Spain between 1133 and 1141, so how did it get to North Miami Beach?

At the height of his wealth and power in the 1920’s William Randolph Hearst would frequently tour Europe to add to his prodigious collection of antiquities. In 1925 while touring Spain, he visited the Cistercian Monastery, and bought the cloisters. The medieval building was disassembled stone-by-stone and packed in over 11,000 crates to be shipped to the U.S. The crates were meticulously labeled so that the building could be easily reassembled, but an outbreak of hoof-in-mouth disease caused the shipment to be seized at the border, the straw used as packing material was burned over fear of the disease, and the pieces of the building were re-packed at random. Financial problems prevented Hearst from carrying out his original plan of reassembling the cloisters at his San Simeon Castle- and the boxed-up monastery sat in a Brooklyn warehouse until after his death.
In 1952, Raymond Moss and William Edgerton bought the pieces and began reassembling them on the site of a plant nursery in North Miami Beach. There is, of course, no way of knowing if they were reassembled correctly, and supposedly there were pieces left over, like in any such project. Moss and Edgerton also added other Spanish antiquities and marketed it as a tourist attraction- The Ancient Spanish Monastery. In the 60’s he property was bought by the local Episcopal Diocese, who still operate it today.

This is, of course, only a small sample of this phenomenon. Weird and wild structures abound in Florida- some beautiful and awe inspiring, others garish and distasteful- and more pop up every day. In a way, we seem to be in the middle of yet another building boom in the state, with high-rise luxury condos spreading faster than black mold- and more and more garish structures are cropping up in our cities, displacing homes and historic buildings. We’re riding the waves of the boom and bust cycles before- watched the suburbs rise around us, watched them crash into ghost towns. It’s important to remember that we’ve been here before, on the crest of the wave, not just in our history, but for many of us, in our own lives. The booms and busts of 1925, and 2008, left us living among some strange relics— these, combined with the bizarre personal obsessions of individuals, have turned our landscape into something special, a combination of ego and whimsy, all laid on top of a constantly-shifting natural landscape that can’t wait to swallow it whole. And as I watch this latest fever of construction and inflating property values, and as I chase real-estate speculators off my lawn (literally), I remember the John Templeton’s apt observation that the most frequently fatal words in the history of economics are “this time it will be different.”